Saturday, April 8, 2017

Ask Lolly - Your Crafting Questions Answered....

Hello Crafty Friends!

Have you ever been faced with a crafting dilemma?
Got a question on how to approach a tricky project?
Then you should ask Lolly ........ she'll give you a whole new perspective!!







It's time for an installment of "Ask Lolly" -- an opportunity to get nonsensical answers to your most compelling crafting questions!

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Dear Lolly,

I have to make 120 paper flowers for a friend's wedding.  Her wedding colors are black, brown, beige, and off-yellow.  What are your recommendations?

Signed,
Overwhelmed.


Dear Overwhelmed,
I recommend taking a nice trip to the beach.  Instead of making flowers.  Much more relaxing, you see.

Sunny smiles,
Lolly

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Dear Lolly,

What is the best way to make a junk journal for someone who isn't really into crafts?

Signed,
Confused


Dear Confused,

The best way is to make it with a large slice of chocolate cheesecake by your side.   Better yet, a large slice of chocolate cheesecake in your insides.

Sweet dreams,
Lolly

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Dear Lolly,

My niece wants me to make a pocket letter for her birthday.   She's 14 years old.  Her favorite things are puppies, the movie Frozen, chocolate donuts, swimming, and math.  I want to incorporate all of these elements in her pocket letter.  Do you have any ideas?

Signed,
Distracted



Dear Distracted,
Yes, I have many ideas -- they often keep me awake at night!  Thank you for asking.  I appreciate your concern.

Warm fuzzies,
Lolly

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If you have crafting questions for Lolly, please email them to lolly.palooza@yahoo.com, with "Ask Lolly" in the subject line.  Lolly will give your concerns first priority.  Well, maybe second priority.  All right, your concerns will be given a priority somewhere between three and seven.

A note from Lolly's editor:  I would like you to know that these communications between Lolly and her followers are intended to bring sunshine to your day and are in no way intended to offend or insult anyone.  Lolly and I hope that you enjoy these communications and can play along in the spirit of comedy.

Signed,
Hello Kitty

Editor-in-chief



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